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Tomb Raider sneaks in between the RPGs

The most anime looking trailer is shown

No Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 2 because they've written themselves into a corner

No remakes announced (does not include content on previously announced remakes)

Golf is referenced

Fish. There's either fishing, some cooked fish or some swimming fish. Fish.

Shockingly Fawful is actually interested in something

An item from one of their games is made real

Cloud or Sephiroth appear in a game that's not their own

"Oh this? Oh it's just remastered Chrono Trigger"

Enix is getting better at this, and it's not even attempt 36.

A new Fortune Street makes The Runaway Guys cry

Anime hair

We imagine Maxim's reaction of new Final Fantasy XXXXXIIIIII MMO news

"For whatever reason, we own Space Invaders. Here's a Battle Royale version"

Kingdom Hearts is neither seen nor referenced anywhere

Sentences flash up on screen, each more ludicrously dramatic than the last

Nier Automata becomes Skyrim, destined to be released and re-released on everything forever

For the first time ever, a series none of us has heard of will come to the west! Get in there!

Gex gets an undeserved shoutout

Dragon Quest/Dragon Warrior game announced (new/remake)

Remake of a Final Fantasy that's not seven

"Revolutionary new battle system!" looks just like Xenoblade's

A new Dragon Quest Builders is announced, leaving Brad overjoyed

Anime theme starts playing and GAm3 is only person to know the series