Halo: Federation Force

New Zelda – 3D actual Zelda

Salt about how bad new starter evolution/other Pokemon are

GAm3's internet starts having problems, but not a complete drop

Smash Bros Version 4 update non-announcement.

Formerly non Nintendo series comes to switch, main character is Smash DLC

vegetableperson isn't wrong yet.

At least one game will be shown without making it clear what its game-play is (long trailer)

Microsoft conference has majority of time spent on shooters/sports games (motor sports included)

Yu-Gi-Oh, Everyone yells JUDGEMAN!

Over 10 “We listened to fans…” or similar quotes

Microsoft spends too much time on Netflix and other similar things

Dancers storm the Ubisoft stage to the amusement of nobody
(free)

Bowser follows in Reggie's footsteps and ascends to Meme status.

Magically a Waluigi game is made

FE Three houses content shown, somehow Nintendo thinks making FE have versions like last time is a good idea

Non-standard battle Royal (like Tetris 99)

Remaking an old Elder Scrolls game (can't be Skyrim)

No Yu-Gi-Oh. Everyone still yells JUDGEMAN!

Technical difficulties with a game-play section confuses everyone, including the host

Mario series crossover with yet another series

Battle Royal with stupid number of players (750 or more)

Stunned silence

Nintendo spends far to long playing with cardboard

FFVII comes up, train bats mentioned